"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
Guestbook Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the guestbook collector? Whether they cherish signing their favorite pages or enjoy showcasing treasured memories, our unique collection celebrates their creative spirit. Find playful mugs, stylish T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that honor their passion for collecting and remembering every special moment. These thoughtful items make their hobby even more delightful.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"Sign my yearbook?"
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
Rare Books
Characters jumping out of a book.
Great British Eccentrics.
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Flyfishing for dummies.
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
The Shrinking Dollar.
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
Do it yourself books.
Sue the Author 3PM
Guestbook Collector Gifts Collection
Guestbook Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring guestbook collector themes—think witty sayings and creative designs to brighten their mornings.
Guestbook Collector Pillows
Find cozy pillows with guestbook-themed designs—an artistic touch that adds personality to their living space.
Guestbook Collector Prints
Browse our prints featuring guestbook motifs—ideal for framing and celebrating their favorite hobby in striking style.
Guestbook Collector T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts designed for guestbook lovers—fun, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their passion wherever they go.