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G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"welcome man cave."

Quiz Night...

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

Can you guess what it is yet?

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

When mimes make an appointment...

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Care to form a splinter group?'

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!