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Research into how men and woman communicate

'I'm afraid he's not keen on other dogs.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Cat Reunion

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

When mimes make an appointment...

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'I'm good. How are you?'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Curious and curiouser."

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Your problem seems to be depression or angst...Depression I charge £75 a session angst is £125.'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"There goes a man of few words."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Mime trying to buy a doughnut