Gentlemanly Gesturer T-Shirts

Polite Greetings

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Moustached gentleman

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

The Dandy

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

When mimes make an appointment...

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"There goes a man of few words."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Colonel Bagshot.

'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

Florist vs Confectioner.

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "