Romantic Gesturers T-Shirts

"This is SO romantic. Jerry has the waiter singing our prenup."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Romantic Glass Blower

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"OK, what have you done?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"The answer is NO!"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Missing you...

Valentine's Day

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"