Romantic Gustatorian T-Shirts

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Bear Costume

Tree Passion

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Love in Boom

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Two men toasting

Barbara Cartland

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Love