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"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Neil Young

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Art Garfunkel.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Damon Albarn

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"