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'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Baby boomers anthem.

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

'The picture's snowy.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Victorian mother and daughter.

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

"Home school class reunion"

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?