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'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I do...with reservations.'

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"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

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'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

You can kiss me later

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

'I promise I don't want to break up with you, honey. That letter wasn't even meant for you!'

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'Have I ever told you, Harold, that you are the wind beneath my wings.'