Romantic Nostalgist T-Shirts

Lucus A Non Lucendo.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"Your hat backwards, ponytail and skateboard was cool when we were in the 8th grade. But now that we're 30, it just doesn't have the same charm."

"Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?"

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

The King In The Rain.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"