Romantic Nostalgist T-Shirts

Lucus A Non Lucendo.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"Your hat backwards, ponytail and skateboard was cool when we were in the 8th grade. But now that we're 30, it just doesn't have the same charm."

"Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

The King In The Rain.

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

My first Boyfriend.

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'