Romcom Nostalgist Gifts

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'I do...with reservations.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

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"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

Meg Ryan.

You can kiss me later

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

'I thought Jennifer Anniston made a new movie but after seeing it I'm pretty sure they just keep playing the same one every other year.'

'Have I ever told you, Harold, that you are the wind beneath my wings.'

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

'Love, honor and cherish? You drive a hard bargain.'

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'