Romantic Gustatorian Gifts

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Bear Costume

Tree Passion

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Love in Boom

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Perfect Match

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Barbara Cartland

Two men toasting

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Love

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'