Romantic Gesture Master T-Shirts

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and 'She caught you'.

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Mexican Serenade.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Bakery - say it with flour.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Valentine's Day

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"The answer is NO!"

Missing you...