"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
Guardian Of The Heavens Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who cherishes the idea of guardian of the heavens? Our curated collection features playful and heartfelt items that embody celestial guardianship. From charming mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts are perfect for those who believe in guardian angels watching over us. Brighten their day with a gift that symbolizes protection, guidance, and heavenly inspiration—ideal for birthdays, spiritual milestones, or just because.
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
dog vs UFO...
'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'
The Bearskin Hat Family
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."
Save our Planet.
Policeman talking to lost child
"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."
'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'
Bleak House
'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'
'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'
Getting to Know You
Your angel is always with you
"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."
'Well, don't look at me!'
I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.
'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'
"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."
"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."
"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."
Lollipop mask
The Vigil
Interplanetary Family Intervention
"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."
"How the hell do I afford to do this?"
Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building
'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'
'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'
'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'
"Why can't I play with her now?!"
"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"
'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'
Guardian Of The Heavens Gifts Collection
Guardian Of The Heavens Mugs
Explore our collection of guardian of the heavens mugs—perfect for daily inspiration and divine protection. Start every morning with a touch of heavenly guidance.
Guardian Of The Heavens Pillows
Cuddle up with pillows inspired by the guardian of the heavens—soft reminders of divine protection for your home or office.
Guardian Of The Heavens Prints
Decorate your space with prints featuring the guardian of the heavens—beautiful, inspiring artwork to remind you of divine guardianship.
Guardian Of The Heavens T-Shirts
Discover our guardian of the heavens t-shirts—crafted for those who believe in celestial guardianship. Wear your faith and inspiration proudly.