Guardian Of The Heavens Prints

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

dog vs UFO...

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Save our Planet.

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Bleak House

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Getting to Know You

Your angel is always with you

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

'Well, don't look at me!'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

Lollipop mask

The Vigil

Interplanetary Family Intervention

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

"How the hell do I afford to do this?"

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'