Guardian Of The Green Prints

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bumble Bee

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"AI"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Biodiversity

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!