Guardians Of The Galaxy Prints

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

dog vs UFO...

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Save our Planet.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Bleak House

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Your angel is always with you

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

'Well, don't look at me!'

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."