Guarantee Guardian Gifts

Looking for a gift for your guarantee guardian? Whether they’re the dependable protector in your life or a friend who always has your back, find humorous and thoughtful items that honor their caring nature. Our collection includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their unshakeable commitment and meet their creative spirit head-on.

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"If you look closely you'll see that your three year guarantee only applies to the years 1968 to 1971."

"If you look closely you'll see that your three year guarantee only applies to the years 1968 to 1971." mockup

"If you look closely you'll see that your three year guarantee only applies to the years 1968 to 1971."

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"He likes it."

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US Capitol Building Toppled

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'You must be Jimmy's father . . .' mockup

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

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"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!" mockup

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

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"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

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'At midnight, we go over the wall.' mockup

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

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'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.' mockup

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

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The proper way to wear your mask

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"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy." mockup

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

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"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats." mockup

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times." mockup

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

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'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.' mockup

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

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'Which end's the shallow end?'

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Bricklayers in goal.

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'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.' mockup

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

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"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?" mockup

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

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"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"Are you sure this is in your job description?" mockup

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

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"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

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Football Thinker

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Human rights fish is eaten by a shark. mockup

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

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Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete mockup

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

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"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit." mockup

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

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'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...' mockup

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

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'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

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'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?' mockup

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

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"Er...Eric..."

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Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed... mockup

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

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Julen Lopetegui Agote

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"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password." mockup

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

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Bribery

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Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?' mockup

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

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Guarantee Guardian Gifts Collection

Guarantee Guardian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate guarantee guardians—fun, heartfelt designs that brighten their day every time they lift a cup.

Guarantee Guardian Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add comfort and humor—ideal for your guarantee guardian’s favorite space.

Guarantee Guardian Prints

Decorate their home or office with prints that honor the unshakeable spirit of guarantees and guardians—meaningful and amusing designs for every space.

Guarantee Guardian T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that proudly showcase the dependable nature of guarantee guardians with witty and inspiring messages.