Grumpy Workmate Fan Pillows

"Look. I'll get to your problem as soon as it coincides with my problem."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Old Man Journal

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

"Meals on wheels? More like muck on a truck"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

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'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

"He's angry about getting old."

'I know a trap when I see one.'

Matched pair

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Bad King Wenceslas

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

'I know it's wrong, but it feels so right'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

"You're my precious little boo!"

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.

"Another p**s and vinegar?"