Grumpy Old Men Fan Pillows

"He's angry about getting old."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"You have the Hum bug.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

"Meals on wheels? More like muck on a truck"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

Why weathermen are forced to retire at 55.

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

Bad King Wenceslas

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

"You're my precious little boo!"

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

Middle aged people are often very grumpy.

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.

"Another p**s and vinegar?"