Grumpy Workmate Fan Prints

"Look. I'll get to your problem as soon as it coincides with my problem."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Old Man Journal

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

"Meals on wheels? More like muck on a truck"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

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Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"He's angry about getting old."

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Matched pair

Bad King Wenceslas

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

"You're my precious little boo!"

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

Middle aged people are often very grumpy.