Grumpy Old Man Appreciation Society Pillows

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. I - Bachelor who dislikes children tells a mother that he will not leave her son anything just because he is named after him

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

The Final Selfie

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Visiting 'friends'.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 2

Grumpy Old Men

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"He's angry about getting old."

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Never Satisfied.

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

The Church of the Wholly Cross

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

'Did somebody order a Grumpy Meal?'

"I'd tell you all about the upcoming election, but I don't want to depress you."

'Underneath that crusty exterior is a lovely pie filling.'

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

Bert escalates his war on inanity: Warning! Actually saying LOL will be hazardous to your health.

'You're ticking me off!'

Children throwing snowballs at an elderly gentleman

"Do we really want to spend our golden years judging people who buy the fancy-pants coffee drinks?"