Clumsy Appreciation Society Pillows

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Put it on my tab."

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Nice going, Einstein."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'Little help here?'

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

Attila the Klutz.

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. I - Bachelor who dislikes children tells a mother that he will not leave her son anything just because he is named after him

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

'Ouch!'

'Can I help it if I was given two left feet?'