Growing Up Giggles Pillows

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You lifted your head.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Mall of ages

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'