Growing Up Giggles Mugs

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'You lifted your head.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Origins Of Evolution

"You used to be a lot more fun."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Mall of ages

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."