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"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

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"Welcome."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Belonging to a group is motivational.

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

Rugby scrum.

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

"My master has trouble making a decision."

"Mrs Hill, I'm calling to tell you that you got an F on Stewie's history essay..."

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

'Hey! - Don't you meditate when I'm talking to you!'

Optimists Anonymous - chart extension.

The Stand-about society.

Killing A Guru