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"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Welcome."

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Belonging to a group is motivational.

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

Rugby scrum.

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

"My master has trouble making a decision."

"Mrs Hill, I'm calling to tell you that you got an F on Stewie's history essay..."

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

'This is depressing, the Pro Bowl had more hits than my website.'

Optimists Anonymous - chart extension.

'Hey! - Don't you meditate when I'm talking to you!'

The Stand-about society.