Group Coordinator T-Shirts

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

The Aisle

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

Eurocopa 2016

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

A pirate and a bride

Meeting in Progress.

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Finally, I'd like to thank the bridesmaids...wait a minute: wrong speech!'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Group hug.

Bridezilla