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'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Collective Psyche

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Genius

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

When we believe together we achieve together.

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'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

Bob’s Museum

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Meeting!

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

"You remember Champ. . ."

'Whine, whine, whine!' You know what your problem is, Baxter? You're not a team player!'

Welcome to our team.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."