Groucho Marx Admirer Gifts

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

Victor Hugo

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

French Animal Noises.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Francis Picabia

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Samuel Beckett

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Marxist Elephant

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Toilet Art.

The Death of Pierrot

Tracey Emin

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'