Groucho Fan Gifts

How to wear a false moustache.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sheep In Curlers

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

'What's that funny smell?'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Deregulated Baseball

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Beachy Hair

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Let go of the pole!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."