Groucho Marx Fan Gifts

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Groucho Chicken

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

The Death of Marat

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

How to wear a false moustache.

Claw Machine Head

'You're messing with my head.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"I have to go wee-wee."

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

'There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!'

Grauchos

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"Can I take a selfie?"

Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!

'He's the 'ed 'itter.'

'Would sir be interested in purchasing this limited edition DVD of all todays action?'

Roy's eyes wander, but not far.