Groucho Marx Fan Gifts

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Groucho Chicken

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

The Death of Marat

Marxist Elephant

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Muhammad Dali...

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

How to wear a false moustache.

Claw Machine Head

'You're messing with my head.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

I do all of my banking online now.

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

"I have to go wee-wee."

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

Grauchos

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

'There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!'

'He's the 'ed 'itter.'

"Can I take a selfie?"

Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!