Groucho Fan Pillows

How to wear a false moustache.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sheep In Curlers

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'What's that funny smell?'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Beachy Hair

Deregulated Baseball

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Marxist Elephant

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Let go of the pole!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Olympic Bubble

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."