Groucho Marx Admirer T-Shirts

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

French Animal Noises.

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Death of Pierrot

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Toilet Art.

Tracey Emin

Department de Philosophie

Igor Stravinsky

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'