Marx Brothers Admirers T-Shirts

Grauchos

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Dreams I have had...

Jorge Luis Borges

Hansel and Gretal

How's the new one?

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'The day has come.'

Marxist Elephant

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Angela Merkel

Groucho Chicken

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"No, I'm pretty sure that tail wasn't there before."

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

It occurs to Byron that Toronto's Ranking as the third most polite city was very well deserved.

Tracey Emin's work My Bed, alongside Marcel Duchamp's urinal (titled Fountain). Duchamp referred to his works as 'readymades'. Emin's work is 'unmade'.

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

"Pearl with a girl earring"

"That's where we are right now."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirteen

The Rebel and His Dog

Surreal Madrid

'I'm bushed -- Let's call it a day.'

"You've been to one of those punk-rock places again, haven't you?"