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Jorge Luis Borges

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Business acquaintances on holiday

Spudhenge

Stonehenge Bowling

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

Grauchos

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

Get moving!

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

Genghis Khan

Rugby heaven

"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Angling Competition

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Napoleon Bonaparte

Teddies They Rejected

Nanook's Demolition Co.

"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."

Jens Stoltenberg.

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'How long have you had this feeling of being treated like a mug?'