
"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"
Find the ideal t-shirt for your Borgia enthusiast—witty, stylish, and inspired by historical intrigue, these tees bring a fun twist to their love of the notorious family.
"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
Cut!
"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."
"Listen! They're playing our bong."
Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!
Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse
Remarkably Richmond
'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'
'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'
A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".
Sharp Eyes
"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"
"Now that's just low-down mean."
Robot about to eat a battery
The Queen
Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.
David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."
Adios Amoebas
Celine Dion
'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
"Get a life!"
Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'
Freedom of the Press
"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."
'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'
Pizza London Eye
' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'
'That's what we evolved from.'
Naomi Osaka
Steampunk
Don Alahambra
Leaning on a Lamp post
'Next!'
'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'
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