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"It's inflation, Miss Borgia - too much money chasing too few poisons."

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Cat with Crown.

007's Dating Mishaps

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And we'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert … I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane. House of Java.

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

"Caius's and Livia's orgies never seem to get off the ground."

'He's really into comic books.'

'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

The Devil's Advocat

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

"I protected a source."

'I think I've got a bite!'

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

The Path to Glory

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

Fancy a chat off-line...

Meeting at a social gathering

They trained him to play dead. I think it's some sort of insurance scam!

'You idiot!- I told you to hire a French maid and an English butler!'

'Don't think of it as a famine - Think of it as a comprehensive weight-loss plan!'

"Since we're afraid of how President Trump will change healthcare, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover maternity costs."

Organised Crime

"It's true. For years I've secretly had a second blended family."

Trump betrayed by an anonymous official.