Borges Admirers Gifts

Jorge Luis Borges

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Spudhenge

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Stonehenge Bowling

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Jens Stoltenberg.

Grauchos

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

Get moving!

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

Rugby heaven

Genghis Khan

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"

Angling Competition

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

Napoleon Bonaparte

Teddies They Rejected

Nanook's Demolition Co.

Jens Stoltenberg.

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'How long have you had this feeling of being treated like a mug?'