Groucho Marx Aficionados T-Shirts

Marxist Elephant

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Alexei Kosygin

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Marilyn Manson Fan.

How to wear a false moustache.

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Groucho Chicken

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

Tracey Emin's work My Bed, alongside Marcel Duchamp's urinal (titled Fountain). Duchamp referred to his works as 'readymades'. Emin's work is 'unmade'.

Grauchos

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

New Milks

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

"First it was a real one. Then artificial. Now it's completely conceptual."

'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'

"I said back off. . ."

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

Balloon heads

Friedrich Engels

Alfred the Great

'He lived in the South of France - - so he may not be going to a better place.'

"...And what's more, you're short and ugly!"

David Bowie

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