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Hansel and Gretal

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Grim's Fairytales

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Delta and Omicron Race

Noah's lesser known brother.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

Grauchos

'And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to the Brothers Grimm.'

"What a big lottery win you have, Grandma."

Hansel and Gretal.

Man on Plane looks out the window and sees the Grim Reaper.

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

Crappy Diem

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

'I thought we always had a deal.'

Grim Reaper - Hockey

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"