Grimm Brothers Admirer Gifts

Hansel and Gretal

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'I hate surprises!'

Grim's Fairytales

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Delta and Omicron Race

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

Happy Graduation

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Al Pacino

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

Grauchos

'And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to the Brothers Grimm.'

Man on Plane looks out the window and sees the Grim Reaper.

Hansel and Gretal.

"What a big lottery win you have, Grandma."

'What are you annoyed about now?'

Crappy Diem

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

'I thought we always had a deal.'

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Grim Reaper - Hockey