Grimm Fans Gifts

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Hansel and Gretal

"Someone to see you!"

'I hate surprises!'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

Happy Graduation

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

In the off season I do temp work.

"You took your time!"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

'And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to the Brothers Grimm.'

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

Covid Art

Grim Warning

Hansel and Gretal.

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Whine Country Tours.

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

Death leaves a 'Back Later' note on the door.