Grimm's Tales Fan Gifts

'And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to the Brothers Grimm.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Thomas Hardy

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Someone to see you!"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Circus trousers

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Count and Figaro

'You just grew three inches.'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Let George Do It!

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

Hansel and Gretal.

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Grim Warning

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"