Grimm's Tales Fan Gifts

'And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to the Brothers Grimm.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Thomas Hardy

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Someone to see you!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Circus trousers

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You just grew three inches.'

Let George Do It!

Count and Figaro

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

Grim Warning

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"Recount!"

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.