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Grim's Fairytales

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Some scents are nonsense.

Hansel and Gretal

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Two boys eating ice cream

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Black Hole Exhibit

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'