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Grim's Fairytales

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Some scents are nonsense.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Hansel and Gretal

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Two boys eating ice cream

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Black Hole Exhibit

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

Why the missing face?