Groovy Granola Muncher Pillows

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Super Heroes.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Do you want fries with that?"

Babies who Lunch.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Diet Enforcer

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Vegan Voldemort

"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

I'll have today's special please.

"I don't really consider oatmeal raisin cookies real cookies. They're more like little granola frisbees."

"Sometimes I fear that wheat germ has been lost in the health-food shuffle."

Fridge reads 'Keep your mouth shut!'.

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

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