Granola Enthusiasts Pillows

Who's laughing at the granola bar I always keep in my purse now?

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

baby sweetcorn...

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bloody hell!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Goal!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Back in 5 minutes!

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Cinemuck

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"