Grooming Small Dogs Gifts

Keeping warm

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Haircuts

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Canine Companion

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Dog Park

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'