Grocery Store Staff Pillows

Meteorite cleanup

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

"The customers seem to like the boss's idea!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Important Food Groups

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Hand sanitizer

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Biker chopper shopper

Artificial Isle

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'