Grocery Workers Pillows

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Bad for you but to die for

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Ghostbasters 3

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Artificial Isle

Biker chopper shopper

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"