Celebrate grocery workers with fun and thoughtful t-shirts! These shirts are perfect for those who take pride in their work and appreciate a little humor on the job or off.
80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
But is it organic?
Bad for you but to die for
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
Thank you, Essential Workers
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
"We're odd looking but just as good."
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."
Another day in the Splenda mines
'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'
Only One Item or Fewer.
"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"
Ghostbasters 3
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'
"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
Don't have a hot flush....
'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW
Lemon Harangue Pie Mix
'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'
Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'
Biker chopper shopper
'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'
'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)
Artificial Isle
If Einstein had worked in Fast Food
'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'
'It's just a casual job for the summer.'
"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"
"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"
Explore our collection of grocery worker mugs filled with humor and gratitude. A great way to show appreciation or add a fun touch to their daily routine.
Find cozy pillows that honor grocery workers! Perfect for relaxing at home and showcasing pride in their important work.
Decorate with art prints that salute grocery store heroes. A stylish tribute to their contribution and dedication.